Zach PayneI’m Aaron Rodgers, and I Refuse to Conform to Your Daylight Savings TimeDear Packers Nation and Listeners of the Joe Rogan Experience,3 min read·Nov 12, 2021----
Zach PayneSteve from Blue’s Clues’s Original Return Video ScriptSources at Nickelodeon have obtained the script Steve was planning to read prior to some major adjustments from the network.3 min read·Sep 12, 2021----
Zach Payne15 Phrases I’m Already Dreading Hearing When I’m Back in the OfficeThere has been no shortage of content in the last year related to people making fun of corporate jargon. For whatever reason, working from…4 min read·Mar 27, 2021----
Zach PayneVaccine Queen by ABBA*Catchy intro music that gives everyone time to rush to the dance floor *2 min read·Mar 22, 2021----
Zach PayneI Hope My Girlfriend Thinks About Me While She’s at this Bachelorette PartyMy longtime girlfriend is going to her first bachelorette party this weekend, and based on what I’ve seen in films, I’m quite nervous.3 min read·Mar 13, 2021----
Zach Payne25 Fun Facts About NYC - by Gov. Cuomo’s OfficeHello, there! This is the team from Governor Andrew Cuomo’s office writing to you today. It’s been a rough year for New York City, so to…4 min read·Mar 7, 2021----
Zach PayneQuotes from Your Sex Life that Have Come in Handy During the PandemicThe Obvious2 min read·Aug 19, 2020----
Zach PayneAn Exclusive Interview With the Scientist Who Developed Russia’s Covid-19 VaccineMy source in Russia, Ivan, was lucky enough to find Dr. R (what we’ll call him for anonymity purposes) at a bar in Moscow shortly after…3 min read·Aug 19, 2020----
Zach PayneGive Me My Damn Red Onions — A Facebook PostOh, brother. Another “public health warning” from the damned CDC. When will those nerds give it a rest? This time they’re trying to recall…2 min read·Aug 19, 2020----
Zach Payne(List)What I’ll Miss Most About The Extra $600 a Week for UnemploymentJuly 31st marked a dark day for many across the US, including myself, as the extra $600 a week in federal support for unemployment expired…2 min read·Aug 1, 2020----